Far-Out Flowergirls
Amelia
(friend, sister of Audrey)
Amelia enjoys staring down strangers and banging things with sticks. She is really looking foward to tossing some freakin' flower petals.
Audrey
(friend, sister of Amelia)
Audrey takes her job as Head Flowergirl very seriously. Don't cross her. She's cute, but she'll kill a snitch.
Claire
(friend, sister of Paige)
Claire would like to be a scientist when she grows up. We asked her to focus her research on personal jet-pack development, but she just rolled her eyes. It was kind of condescending, actually.
Maddie
(cousin)
Maddie would like to make sure that the flowergirls' dresses are nice and poofy. For some reason, she thinks she has to carry J.T. down the aisle. Who else thinks we should let her try?
Paige
(friend, sister of Claire)
Paige likes to cook. We asked her to make the wedding cake, but she modestly declined. She said it would be "too much pressure." Whatever, Paige.
Amelia
(friend, sister of Audrey)
Amelia enjoys staring down strangers and banging things with sticks. She is really looking foward to tossing some freakin' flower petals.
Audrey takes her job as Head Flowergirl very seriously. Don't cross her. She's cute, but she'll kill a snitch.
Claire
(friend, sister of Paige)
Claire would like to be a scientist when she grows up. We asked her to focus her research on personal jet-pack development, but she just rolled her eyes. It was kind of condescending, actually.
Maddie
(cousin)
Maddie would like to make sure that the flowergirls' dresses are nice and poofy. For some reason, she thinks she has to carry J.T. down the aisle. Who else thinks we should let her try?
Paige
(friend, sister of Claire)
Paige likes to cook. We asked her to make the wedding cake, but she modestly declined. She said it would be "too much pressure." Whatever, Paige.
Sarah
(friend)
Sarah is very concerned that there be enough cake for everyone. In the event that Annie decides not to wear a veil, Sarah has threatened a walk-out.
Rock-Steady Ringbearers
J.T.
(cousin)
When you first meet him, J.T. may look at you as if you just rinsed his sippy cup in the toilet bowl. But give him one of those red plastic beer cups, and he's your's forever.
Wyatt
(great-nephew)
Born "Yoav Schmuel Goldstein", Wyatt has been living in virtual obscurity and anonymity ever since his controversial novel, "Jackee: The Unauthorized Biography of a Plus-Sized Pariah", resulted in numerous death threats.
Otis
(friend)
A founding member of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Otis, "Little O" left the band in 1968 to pursue a solo career, and to gnaw on a set of giant, plastic keys.
J.T.
(cousin)
When you first meet him, J.T. may look at you as if you just rinsed his sippy cup in the toilet bowl. But give him one of those red plastic beer cups, and he's your's forever.
Wyatt
(great-nephew)
Born "Yoav Schmuel Goldstein", Wyatt has been living in virtual obscurity and anonymity ever since his controversial novel, "Jackee: The Unauthorized Biography of a Plus-Sized Pariah", resulted in numerous death threats.
Otis
A founding member of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Otis, "Little O" left the band in 1968 to pursue a solo career, and to gnaw on a set of giant, plastic keys.
...and one honorary FlowerBaby or RingBaby, to be announced no later than July 7th, 2008.
Lil' Lorigo, come on down!
Lil' Lorigo, come on down!
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