G.L.O.W.: The Glorious Ladies of Weddingland

Get to Know Your Bridesmaids

by A. Stanner, D.D.S

Sarah Stanner-Cranston
(Maid of Honor- Sister. Dancer. Cheerful butcherer of karaoke hits.)
Sarah recently returned from a stint in Australia, where she ran an elaborate wombat-smuggling ring. She now resides in Pasadena, and has shifted her focus from wombats to baby coyotes. When in Rome, no?

Madeline Biesty-Kaplan
(Bearer of salads and of ring bearers. Singer of songs. Lover of teas.)
Madeline can make up a song about anything you ask her to. As long as the thing you ask her to make up a song about is "Armenians".

Meghan Biesty
(Mid-traffic crisis counselor. Consumer of books. Excellent driver.)
Yes, actually... in the above photograph, Meghan IS getting ready for a night at the opera. Though I don't see how that's any of your business.

Phyllis Fash
(Inexplicable Colts fan. Cheese aficionado. Suspicious of cats.)
Did you know that Phyllis once put an entire Boy Scout troop in the hospital because they questioned the likelihood that Peyton Manning would be able to carry out any decent passing in the postseason? True story.

Jennifer Lorigo
(Songbird. Baker of treats. Baby Mama.)
Everyone in the bridal party is really, really glad Jen could join us. It was hit or miss there for awhile- you know, after that embarrassing "incident" at the Dubai airport. Hey, Jen- we know he looked 18.

Heather Mitchell
(Unapologetic hand soap snob. Recent pork convert. Vigilant dog owner.)
We're so proud! Heather has recently begun a new career as the Artistic Director of the Musical Theater program at The Greater Burbank Adult Day Center. Open-call auditions for "Paint Your Wagon" are next Tuesday, just after fingerpainting, and right before nap time.

Robin Parks
(Belly-squisher. Expert air-band choreographer. Bringer of much-needed absurdity to the State of Colorado.)
Here is a little-known fact about Robin: She's been all around the world, but will tell you straight-up that her favorite place on this planet is Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey.